Collins Road, bring a hot, sweaty friend event.

Missive by 'Jennie Hastey', Event Manager standing in for Toovey who found better things to do at the last minute.  Interesting pick Toovey, giving the first race to a new committee member who's knowledge of racing is stunted, doesn't know the big names and only rides to eat cake!  You'll keep.  I arrived three minutes early to be greeted by hands on hips and finger tapping on crossed arms. We had to make up for lost time....

Well what a glorious morning for staying in air conditioned comfort or submerging oneself in the neighbour's swimming pool for a couple of hours but alas their is a race schedule and many many perspiring cleanly shaven athletes arrived to paw at the start line, oh, and a few naive competitors that got pier pressured into having a go. 'Obs. and Gynae', welcome and nice to see you at the head end for some of the race. It was duly noted that one bearded member may have been holding up his team members with wind resistance problems and could perhaps be persuaded to wax before the next race.  Anyone needing advice on wind should not see me as my legs are rather hairy at the moment.  Anyone finding an advisor, let me know.  Thank you.

I worked very closely with the photographer, well not that close really, he was across the road but we were able to converse loudly.  And I'm sorry to say that this time 'Goliath' got the better of 'David' in the 'David and Goliath' team on every photo. Jonty we're sorry you're not on any photo's this time, well you are but you were behind Paul, so we will endeavour to put you with someone less camera friendly next time.  We just wanted to acknowledge that you did compete.  Well done.

Jonno.  When isn't there something to say about Jonno? Hmmm I can't think.  Twenty-six minutes and eight seconds late and he still wanted to start the race.  His hyperactivity severely misguided is it not?.  Jonno's 'Threesome' completed one lap and haven't been given a time, except a hard time.  Now listen up!  Everyone needs to get there earlier to sign on, oh including me apparently, or there will be grumpy committee members all over the place.  Let that be a warning!

I have inside information and would like to use this opportunity to invite Tom the wonderful, talented, skilled, accurate accountant to join the committee, run the committee or just help Tim add up on race days.  GREAT ride Tom.  Doddo was our next choice... to join the committee that is... you won't have to add up, we just like your personality.

There must have been some overtaking here and there during the race because the riders didn't return in the same order we set them off.  Tell a friend, get them out of the neighbours pool, how could  they resist all that excitement? I got goose pimples just reminiscing.

And finally I conclude, you'll be pleased to hear:  Congratulations goes to Andre and Pottsie they were the fastest.  They are happy to pass on tips to anyone who is interested about how to ride so close together for least resistance.  Everyone else came behind them.

Oh, and I've been told to say welcome to all new members, thank you to so and so, blah blah blah....and do come again...please.